♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's a crowd. this is a great crowd. thank you so much, everybody. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." some huge business news, you guys. huge business news. after weeks of negotiation, at&t has decided to buy t-mobile for $39 billion. it was a tough call for at&t, but then again, every call is a tough call for at&t. [ laughter and applause ] "i can't hear you. you're breaking up." >> audience member: can you hear me now? >> jimmy: did you guys see this? sarah palin made her first trip to israel today. palin said, "i likes people of all religions, whether they celebrate christmas or jewish." [ laughter ] some political news. president obama is in south america right now, but the white house says he's getting regular

updates on the situation in libya. on an unrelated note, does anyone else think "the situation in libya" sounds like an awesome "jersey shore" spi [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] "yo, watch out for those grenades. no, seriously, they're real grenades. watch out for them." [ laughter ] it's scary. they're actual -- this is interesting, you guys, optometrists say the new nintendo 3ds can help spot lazy eyes in children. [ light laughter ] that's in addition to the other thing it spots, lazy optometrists. [ laughter ] that's right, the nintendo 3ds can spot lazy eyes in children. you know what else is good at spotting a lazy eye in children? all the other children. [ laughter ] children are mean. there are mean children out there. get this, you guys. a medical marijuana store in denver is giving away free joints in exchange for food donations.

[ cheers ] that's got to be weird for stoners. it's like, "here's the food i'm donating. hey, you guys got any food?" [ laughter ] listen to this. a new study found that elderly people lack the coordination to talk on their cell phones while crossing the street. but man, it's fun watching them try. [ laughter ] "the vcr is on the fritz." [ light laughter ] this is amazing, a 400-pound sumo wrestler finished the l.a. marathon yesterday in 9 hours and 48 minutes. [ scattered applause ] sumo wrestler. it was an inspiring sight for everyone watching, except for the guy who finished at 9 hours and 49 minutes. [ laughter ] "a sumo wrestler beat me?" that's right, a 400-pound sumo wrestler finished the l.a. marathon yesterday. and just 20 minutes ago, his boobs finally stopped jiggling. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] finally -- calm down, calm down.

and finally, the mets rereleased second baseman, luis castillo on friday, even though they still owe him still $6 million. yeah, he's getting millions to do nothing, which is why today he was named an honorary kardashian. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. well, well, well -- we have an incredible show tonight. a great actor, a great guy, kiefer sutherland is here. [ cheers and applause ] the man, jack bauer. star of the new movie "sucker punch," emily browning will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] that's gonna be a cool one. and a great band, little dragon will make their tv debut with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ]

it's gonna be awesome. i just want to remind you guys, hey, we have our own ice cream flavor. there it is, right there. "late night snack" ben & jerry's. it's out there. [ cheers and applause ] it is good for your health. not really, but -- [ laughter ] it doe taste good. hey, do you guys like games that combine a good old-fashioned meat toss with potential republican presidential candidates? [ cheers ] well, you're in luck. 'cause it's time, once again, for "hot dog in a hole." ♪ hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "hot dog in a hole." this is the game where players compete against each other by seeing how many hot dogs they can throw into the mouths of famous people. [ light laughter ] tonight's edition, the republican presidential front-runners of 2012. let's see exactly who we're talking about here. >> announcer: well, jimmy, our first hot dog hole belongs to haley barbour, the governor of mississippi. a true conservative, he loves

small government and hot dogs. he's considered one of washington's all-time mega lobbyists, but tonight, he's gonna be a mega- gobblist. next up is u.s. house representative from minnesota michele bachmann. she's a big supporter of the tea party movement, but today she's gonna support the wiener party movement. [ laughter ] her big mouth frequently gets her into hot water and it makes an easy targets for hot dogs. and last, we have newt gingrich. he loves the democratic process. but not as much as he loves processed meat. he used to be speaker of the house, but now he's the speaker of the mouth and he's only got one thing to say -- "more hot dogs, please!" jimmy? >> jimmy: there they are. there they are. three key players in the republican race for the presidency, honored here tonight, as our special guests. now, all we need are three contestants. who do we have tonight? >> announcer: jimmy, tonight's contestants are -- ♪ kyle pertippo, justine gureelie and mathew smith.

get down here and get ready to throw your hot dogs through that hole. ♪ >> jimmy: very, very nice. here we go. what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm kyle from cincinnati. >> jimmy: kyle from cincinnati, very good. welcome. now, you're gonna be throwing hot dogs into the mouth of haley barbour. that's a pretty stern-looking target there. you think you have what it takes to satisfy his appetite for weenies? >> definitely. >> jimmy: good man. cincinnati, don't they put like spaghetti and -- >> yes, it's the spaghetti and the chili in the hot dogs, yeah. >> jimmy: so it's just like that, except with none of the spaghetti or chili. >> right, right. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. how are you doing? >> how are you? >> jimmy: what's your name and where are you from? >> i'm justine from north new jersey. >> jimmy: hey, welcome. [ scattered applause ] welcome, welcome, new jersey. now, you're gonna be whipping your dogs at newt gingrich's hole. [ laughter ] any thoughts on how to get a lot of hot dogs into his hole? >> just throw 'em and aim, i guess? >> jimmy: throwing and aiming -- that's great advice. [ laughter ] great advice. how are you doing my friend? >> good, how are you doing? >> jimmy: doing great. what's your name and where are you from? >> matthew from columbus, ohio.

>> jimmy: all right, matthew from columbus, ohio. very good. welcome, matthew. now, you've got michele bachmann here. she looks hungry. [ light laughter ] do you feel confident with your aim tonight? >> i do. >> jimmy: now, you gonna go over the shoulder? flipping? or are you gonna underneath, like chinese stars, throwing stars? [ light laughter ] >> probably over. >> jimmy: or are you gonna go bunch -- bunch of honey bunches of oats? [ laughter ] well, you think about all -- here's how the game works. behind you are clear vats of hot dogs. you're gonna get 15 seconds to throw as many hot dogs as you can into the mouths of these politicians. the winner takes home a spectacular prize. you guys ready? >> ready. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, contestants, when i say "go," you turn around and start tossing your wieners. throw them fast, throw them hard, throw them through that hole. ready, set, go! ♪ >> jimmy: oh, there you go. come on, five seconds! five seconds! [ cheers and applause ]

three, two, one. times up! times up! everyone, hey, hold your wieners, everyone. hold your wieners. [ light laughter ] >> audience member: hold your weiner! >> jimmy: not you, audience. i was talking to these guys. [ laughter ] that was some pretty fierce competition. let's look at some of that hot tube meat action right now. ♪ oh, yeah. oh! that was quick fingers. oh! hey, that was nice. very, very good. good form. very, very good. let's check the wiener count. how many got in haley's hole? [ drum roll ] [ light laughter ] deuce. ♪ [ applause ] deuce. how many wieners got plunged into newt's hole? [ drum roll ] tied, a deuce! ♪ [ applause ] and how many wieners made it into michelle? [ drum roll ] ♪

whoa! [ cheers and applause ] hey, let's bring out the grand prize. come on out. what did we win? >> announcer: jimmy, tonight's winner is the proud, new owner of an old-fashioned pop-up hot dog toaster. [ light laughter ] cook perfectly delicious hot dogs every time. and toast vertically for your pleasure. from the fine folks at nostalgia electronics. >> jimmy: that is fantastic, thank you so much. that is a phenomenal invention. it's a toaster that you put the dogs and buns in. >> can't wait. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't wait? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you wanna go set it up backstage? >> can we do that? >> jimmy: absolutely. get out of here. go plug it in. no, you don't get these. [ laughter ] l take care. hey, of course, nobody goes home empty-handed here at "late night." so, as a consolation prize, we have these wonderful packages of all-beef franks. there you go, right there. there you go. thank you so much for playing. >> aw, thank you. [ applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, you guys. as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "late night." ♪ harder better faster stronger ♪ [ laughter ] so before we -- [ cheers and applause ] before the show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience, just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show. things you like to see us do. that kind of stuff. and our audience is the best. they've filled it up with some really cool stuff. so tonight, let's look inside the "audience suggestion box." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there we go. i have the box right here. let's see what we got. the first is from kyle monahan. it says "jimmy i think you

should replace that fancy computer on your desk with something a little more classic." uh, no problem. there we go. [ laughter and applause ] much better. much, much better. great, let's do another one. i like these suggestions. this one is from jason murray. "jimmy, can you show us a ten-second clip of rod stewart's 'forever young' video? the one where he's riding on the back of a truck, rocking that little red-haired kid?" [ laughter ] yeah, i remember that. let's check that out. ten seconds. ♪ may the -- [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: this is from josh stern. says, "jimmy, can you show us the youngest comedian working in the clubs right now?" that is such a coincidence, 'cause i was at bananas last night. and i saw this amazing young comic. ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for danny farrison. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, old people! [ laughter ] my name is danny farrison. and here's my impression of my pet dog. i didn't say anything, 'cause i don't have a pet dog. thanks, mom and dad! [ laughter ] don't even get me started with a cat. [ light laughter ] i'm all out of time. see you in hell! [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ]

>> jimmy: danny farrison, right there. the youngest -- "see you in hell." [ light laughter ] the guy's brave. 7-year-old danny -- i love that guy. this is from monica staley. she says, "hey jimmy, do you know when you take off a winter hat and scratch your head and it feels really good? i'd love to see someone really enjoying a good head scratch after taking off a warm hat." that's easy enough. lindsey -- is lindsey's apartment? hey, lindsey. ♪ oh, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. good head scratch. oh, very good. sinking down in the chair. ♪ all right. that's enough of that. thank you so much, lindsey, i appreciate it. [ applause ] good head scratch. immediately stopped scratching.

this one's from vicki sloan. it says, "jimmy, i see that you have the east river right behind the desk. what would happen if you tried fishing out of your window, into it?" that's a great question. i always wondered that myself. i've never. let's see what happens. [ water splashing ] >> jimmy: whoa, i got something. i got something, you guys. i got something. hey, who are you? >> i'm dean felber, the bassist from hootie & the blowfish. [ laughter ] what year is this? >> jimmy: 2011. >> 2011?! oh, my god, we did it! we did it! it happened! it worked! it worked! oh, my god! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that guy's from hootie & the blowfish?

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championship season." please welcome back to the show kiefer sutherland! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show, my man. >> thank you very much. thanks so much for having me. >> "24" is now done, finished. >> yes. >> jimmy: but there's rumors circulating about a movie? >> yeah, right now it's slated for the summer of 2012, which would mean we would have to start shooting in january, and we're moving everything towards accomplishing those dates. >> jimmy: really? so it's going to go down? [ cheers and applause ] that's exciting. would that be easier to make? you have an hour show 24 shows, but this is just gonna be an hour. >> well, what is helpful for us, certainly from the writing point, is it won't be in real-time. it will be a two-hour representation of a 24 hour day. so, if i have to get on a plane

and go somewhere, all those things are possible now which were not possible in the show. >> jimmy: fun. i love that. it's awesome. thanks for being here. i know you're living in new york right now. are you digging it? are you enjoying it? [ scattered applause ] >> well, yes. and you have three new yorkers in the audience? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's our maximum. we only allow three new yorkers together. they're not even sitting together. [ laughter ] we have to space them out. >> i've had a fantastic time here. i must say doing the play makes it a lot better. i think new york is one of those cities that if you actually have something to do in the city, it helps a lot. >> jimmy: if you're just bored, then you just -- >> -- get into trouble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's a lot of places to get into trouble. 'cause this is "that championship season." you're on broadway right now. look at this. look at all those dudes. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. it's the number one play on broadway. that's awesome. >> and fantastic group of guys. you know jim gaffigan. >> jimmy: i love jim gaffigan. >> jason patric and i have known each other for 25 years. his father wrote the play. >> jimmy: i did not know his father is the guy who wrote the play. what's his name again?

>> he won a pulitzer and tony in 1972. bryan cox is a phenomenal actor. he's kind of the undisputed leader of our group. chris is fantastic. and i met during in the course of making this show. >> jimmy: you and jason have been friends for a long time. >> yeah, forever. >> jimmy: back in "lost boys" days. look at this. >> yes. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: come on! look at your hair, it's the best. dude you have to dress like this for halloween. you have to be old you. >> actually, a couple friends of mine, in looking back, i think that film came out in 1986, actually accused me of being responsible for the mullet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be great. >> which is not something i want to take responsibility for. >> jimmy: you'd always want to be famous for bringing back the mullet. that was awesome. that was such a cool movie. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and you guys -- it's a super-fun play. the idea is so interesting. really it came out in -- >> in 1972. and it's about four middle-aged men coming back for the reunion of their high school basketball championship.

they go to their coach's house and they have this evening every year and it's a point in their lives where they are looking back on their lives and realizing that a lot of aspects of their lives were not fully realized. they start to deal with aspects of that among each other. at some point in the evening, they turn on each other and at some point in the evening they realize they can't survive without each other. >> jimmy: that actually was the best times of their lives back in high school. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a bummer thinking that was it. i can't wait to do see it. all my friends have said it's phenomenal. i'm very excited. >> well, thank you very much. >> jimmy: now, when you're on broadway, i know a lot of broadway actors come on our show, they have no time. they're living in the theater, basically. just eating, breakfast, lunch, and dinner from the theater. >> well, you stay pretty focused on the task at hand. it's a very delicate play. i think any piece of work that wins a pulitzer is a very layered work, so you have to

kind of stay very focused on what you're doing. >> jimmy: but do you go out? do you get to see the -- >> gosh, yeah. >> jimmy: but not that far away, right? >> we generally go out after the show. we have dinner like at 11:00 p.m. we'll hang out. one of nice things about this cast is we actually do spend a lot of time together. all of a sudden broadway, or new york city for me, which is a really big city all of a sudden became three blocks long, you know, between the theater and a couple restaurants we go to. >> jimmy: restaurant row, if you don't know, in new york, it's like two or three blocks around the theater districts that has all the restaurants that people go to before and after the show. >> and it's amazing. because there is a real sense of community. chris rock was opening a show two theaters down from us. i saw him the other night. fisher stevens, who i hadn't seen in a long time, and lee shriver, and i run into geoffrey rush. then i got to meet al pacino for the first time. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> it really is a community there. >> jimmy: how's al pacino? >> he's doing "merchant of venice." [ as pacino ] >> jimmy: "'the merchant of venice'!" >> yeah. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: he picks one word yells it. "'the merchant of venice'!" picks one word per sentence and yells it. i wish i saw him in -- >> i would not say that -- >> jimmy: "i did not see him when he was here!" that's a terrible al pacino, but i am working on it. but you do -- i know there's like joe alan's -- i go to that place now and then. do you have new haunts? >> there's a lot of restaurants. >> jimmy: there's a zillion places you could go. i know you don't want to blow your cover and all that stuff. but your broadway debut, you have a live audience, how long are you gonna do this for? >> we're doing it to the end of may right now. >> jimmy: okay. and if fun in front of a live audience? do you like that vibe? >> for me, it's fantastic. actually a funny story. it's jim gaffigan's first time on stage. and so, all of us have had helpful hints. there hasn't been a single production that i've done that's run over six months that -- and a lot of the matinee performances are for a lot of older audiences go. and so, over a six-month period,

if the audience is between 80 and 90 years old, it's not uncommon that someone would actually pass away in the course of your play. and so -- >> jimmy: i'm sorry, wait -- >> no, i've never gone through a play that that hasn't happened. so, i was trying to warn jim gaffigan about that. you've got 1,500 people in the house and eventually, over six months, someone will pass away. so -- >> jimmy: in the audience? >> in the audience. >> jimmy: what? >> if you see a gurney coming down the aisle, don't panic. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and so, the very first night we were doing the show, in a very quiet scene, we heard out in the audience -- [ gasping ] and jim's eyes got as big as anything. and it was a woman who had started choking on a candy and went into seizure. we had to stop the play. literally, someone yelled, "is there a doctor in the house?" and the curtain came down. and we walked off. and jim gaffigan said, "you're not kidding. first one out of the gate and you killed someone already." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're literally killing on broadway. >> the only reason i'm telling you this story is because the

woman -- they got the candy out of her esophagus and she was absolutely fine. she actually came and watched the second act and watched the rest of the play. she's absolutely fine. >> jimmy: good to know. "that championship season," you guys. [ cheers and applause ] we have a cool, new web series we want to talk about when we come back. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] this is lara. her morning begins with arthritis pain. that's a coffee and two pills. the afternoon tour begins with more pain and more pills. the evening guests arrive. back to sore knees. back to more pills. the day is done but hang on... her doctor recommended aleve. just 2 pills can keep arthritis pain away all day with fewer pills than tylenol. this is lara who chose 2 aleve and fewer pills for a day free of pain. and get the all day pain relief of aleve in liquid gels.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with the great kiefer sutherland here. now, you have a really cool thing called "the confession" that's out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's on -- it's only on the web, web exclusive. >> yes, it's actually one of the things i'm most proud of. it started -- i was having -- i'm not a real -- i'm sort of a technophobe. i don't have a computer. and so, the idea i made

something for the web is kind of funny to my friends. but i was hanging out with two guys that actually produced content for the internet. they were wrestling with the question of a how to create a series that would tell a story every five minutes. and i went to answer it. i had a really difficult time. and over the course of a week, it was really frustrating to me. i was just about to fall asleep. i had this idea. it was about a hitman going to a confessional to confess each murder that he'd committed. so two minutes of the five minutes would be this theological discussion of the rights and wrongs of what he has done. and then the three minutes would be re-enacting the murder as it happened. >> jimmy: that's a good idea. i like it. >> well, thank you. a wonderful friend of mine, brad murman, felt the same way. he wrote it. and it's one of the things i'm most proud of. >> jimmy: that's so cool. when does it start? >> it starts at the very end of march. it's on hulu. and it's absolutely free. it's myself and john hurt.

and we have other wonderful actors in it. but it's something that has been, creatively, very satisfies for me. >> jimmy: and how is twitter going for you? i know you're on twitter. i can't believe you've got no computer, now you're on twitter. it's insane. >> i know. well, it's a lot easier for me with the phone. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. a tiny computer. >> the twitter thing -- because you're really good at this. >> jimmy: i'm not good at it, but i don't think you have to be. >> yeah, well, see -- [ laughter ] you said a really clever thing, just kind of text about what you're doing, and i just keep waiting for something interest to happen, so i could tweet it, and it's been like three days now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: up to this point nothing interesting has happened. no, i take pictures of what i had for breakfast or whatever. [ light laughter ] >> i'm going to start doing more. it's an amazing -- when you take a look, it's absolutely ridiculous that i don't know more about this. because when you take a look at what twitter and facebook managed to accomplish in the world in the last three months, from tunisia, egypt, the uprising in libya. i mean it is galvanizing people

together in a way that they haven't been able to do for 50 years. and that's quite extraordinary. >> jimmy: it's pretty cool to be part of the world right now. i want to show a clip from "the confession." >> oh, great. >> jimmy: yep, here's the great kiefer sutherland. >> is someone there? >> bless me, father, for i have sinned exceedingly. i confess to almighty god to you, father. it's been 35 years since my last confession. >> that's a very long time. would you like to tell me the sins? >> i've seen things, i've done things, horrible things. >> and you feel guilty for them? >> no. >> i see. what kind of things are you talking about? >> last night, i killed a man. [ silenced gun shots ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i -- [ cheers and applause ] i can't wait to see how many "our fathers" and "hail marys" did he give you.

[ laughter ] "the championship season" is at the bernard b. jacobs theater, right here in new york city. "the confession" premieres on hulu starting monday, march 28th. keifer sutherland, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] emily browning is hanging out in the bud light lime greenroom right there. hello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ curtis: welcome back to geico radio, it's savings, on the radio.

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talented young actress who stars in the new film from zach snyder, the action-fantasy epic "sucker punch." it's in theaters this friday. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome emily browning. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: emily, welcome. >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome to the show. i know you're from australia, correct? >> i am, indeed. yeah. >> jimmy: well, welcome to new york. how are you liking new york? >> i love new york, actually. it's kind of my favorite place in the world at the moment. i'm thinking of possibly moving here when i've finished the press stuff for "sucker punch." >> jimmy: yeah, you are? cool. what neighborhood or no? >> no, i don't know. i'm sort of open to suggestions. >> jimmy: well, i can introduce you to some real estate people. >> i could use that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have no idea where to go. i saw you in a picture in l.a., you were at a laker game. [ scattered cheers ]

do you like the lakers? >> wow, that's a real -- >> jimmy: yeah, he looks like he's having no fun. >> not into it at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not good. not good. pretty decent seats, though. >> i know, it was ridiculous. i had like laker girls' asses in my face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i know. [ laughter ] you don't want that, no, no. but you're into basketball? do you like basketball? are you a sporting person? >> i'm not so much of a sporty person, but my whole family is into basketball. both my brothers play. my mom coaches my brothers' teams. my grandpa used to play. he would coach and everything. so, my family's really into it. it's the only sport that i really know anything about. >> jimmy: oh, really? is basketball big in australia? >> not really, but my brothers like my -- >> jimmy: i thought they played with like boomerangs. [ laughter ] that's not real, right? is that a thing? a real thing. >> it's not a televised sport. no. >> jimmy: boomeranging? i have a new show on nbc called

"boomeranging" as they're whipping boomerangs around. >> that would do so well in australia. >> jimmy: i think so, yeah. i lost a lot of money. [ laughter ] not good. do your brothers think it's cool now you're in this big movie "sucker punch"? >> yeah, they finally think i'm cool after all these years. i've acted since i was really young, and they were like, "we don't care." >> jimmy: interesting story, you did "lemony snicket" with meryl streep and jim carrey, and you said, "that's it. that's enough for me." and you went, "i want to go back to high school"? >> i did, yeah. i met some hollywood kind of kids that had grown up there. and that's all they knew, and i didn't think that was very healthy. >> jimmy: that's a hard choice. i bet everyone was clamoring to get you into all their movies to play someone's daughter or something. >> well, there were a lot of people telling me that if i went back to school, i wouldn't be able to work again. they're like, "oh, you can't come back and start working again." >> jimmy: you're like, "screw you, i did." >> i guess so.

>> jimmy: exactly. [ laughter ] you went and came back. that's awesome for you. but zach snyder, this is the guy that did "300" and "watchmen." he knows action. good stuff. you played baby doll. >> uh-huh, that's me. i know it doesn't look like me, but -- [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: hey, watch it, buddy. you have a sword and a gun? >> i had to learn to shoot a gun with my left hand, so i can keep a sword in my right hand. >> jimmy: your brothers must be psyched that you got to do that. >> finally. >> jimmy: there's some crazy action things in there. did you train for this like nuts? >> yeah, actually, it was me and four other girls. and we trained for three months like six hours a day, five days a week. we trained with navy s.e.a.l.s. i mean, they were the guys that trained the guys in "300." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> it was interesting. >> jimmy: was it crazy? was everyone in the best shape of their lives? >> absolutely. but at the start, it was like, the first week i hated it.

we were working out to the point of throwing up and like we were just injured every day and like i've -- >> jimmy: it makes me laugh, because it's so not fun. [ laughter ] working out until you throw up. >> doing something horrible until -- >> jimmy: watching "300" they have such ripped abs, i just feel so fat. and i think, "oh, my gosh." and then i throw up. [ laughter ] that doesn't help me at all. but no, obviously, it paid off, because the action is killer in this movie. we have a clips from the stuff on the trailer. here is the great emily browning. ♪ >> what you're imagining right now, you control it. ♪ >> what are you looking for? >> a way out. >> i'm going to help you to be free. you will need to find five items. the first is a map. ♪

>> then fire. then a knife. and a key. ♪ >> the fifth thing is a mystery. to begin your journey, it will set you free. >> jimmy: yeah. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] in theaters and imax too, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: emily browning. "sucker punch" is in theaters on friday. little dragon is next. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all the traffic on your carpet really adds up, leaving behind ground-in dirt and odors that vacuuming alone can't tackle. but with resolve high traffic foam, you can really see the difference. it removes three times more dirt than vacuuming alone. it also neutralizes odors at their source,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a fun, fun show for you tomorrow night. my man brian williams will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ]

i love him. nba superstar dwight howard will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we've got music from richard ashcroft. [ applause ] i hope to see you tomorrow night. our next guest just played a run of shows at the south by southwest festival. tonight, they're making the tv debut to preview the title track from their upcoming album "ritual union." please welcome little dragon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ritual union has got me in trouble again i was wondering of a white dress ♪ ♪ and a mistress and her spirit holding my hand ♪

♪ love sinking in the sand pedals falling on demand my feet are running like the wind ♪ ♪ i'm sorry boy that we sinned love is not like they say ♪ ♪ i lied it's hard to make it stay i drown my feelings in the sea ♪ ♪ then dried out over on the beach ritual union ♪ ♪ has got me in trouble again i was wondering of a white dress ♪ ♪ and a mistress and her spirit holding my hand ♪ ♪ mother tell me how it is i know you've been through all of this ♪ ♪ you ran away so many times

your kids your heart ♪ ♪ a couple dimes love is not like they say i lied ♪ ♪ it's hard to make it stay it drowns my feelings in the sea ♪ ♪ then dried out over on the beach ritual union ♪ ♪ has got me in trouble again i was wondering ♪ ♪ of a white dress and a mistress and her spirit holding my hand ♪

ritual union ♪ ♪ has got me in trouble again ♪ i was wondering of a white dress and a mistress ♪ ♪ and her spirit holding my hand ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice job. thank you, thank you, thank you. little dragon! [ cheers and applause ] check out their new album "virtual union" later this spring. my thanks to kiefer sutherland, emily browning, little dragon, once again, everybody.

and the greatest band in late night, the roots right over there. [ cheers and applause ] stay-tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪